{"product_id":"air-traffic-controller-ornament-i-cant-fix-stupid-ideal-gift","title":"Air Traffic Controller Ornament I Cant Fix Stupid Ideal Gift","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd a touch of aviation humor to any space with a star-shaped Air Traffic Controller ornament. Perfect for the controller in your life, it features the quote: 'I Can't Fix Stupid But I'm A Fairly Decent Air Traffic Controller'.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial\u003c\/b\u003e: Durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDesign\u003c\/b\u003e: White star-shaped ornament with vibrant colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSize\u003c\/b\u003e: 3.25\" tall, 1\/8\" thick\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePrinting\u003c\/b\u003e: Edge-to-edge sublimation printing for bright, long-lasting color\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eHanging hardware\u003c\/b\u003e: Festive gold cord for easy display\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eUse\u003c\/b\u003e: Indoor decoration for home or office\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMessage\u003c\/b\u003e: Features the quote 'I Can't Fix Stupid But I'm A Fairly Decent Air Traffic Controller'\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003eThis ornament brings a smile to aviation enthusiasts by combining humor with a warm nod to the profession. Its durable construction and vibrant finish keep colors bright over time, making it a standout addition to a Christmas tree, desk, or office display. Lightweight and resistant to breakage, it’s a practical choice for households with children or pets. A thoughtful gift for Air Traffic Controllers—whether for Christmas or to decorate a desk or office—that celebrates their hard work and dedication with a playful, memorable touch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":48642167668984,"sku":"PTM-209-16-331016","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/star_ornament_331016_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1779929040","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/air-traffic-controller-ornament-i-cant-fix-stupid-ideal-gift","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}