{"product_id":"attendant-keepsake-christmas-ornament-for-him-bright-vivid-gift","title":"Attendant Keepsake Christmas Ornament for Him Bright Vivid Gift","description":"A heart-shaped ornament that bursts with a playful edge, this keepsake turns the holiday tree into a stage for witty banter. The printed line, 'I'm an attendant. My level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity,' delivers a sharp, tongue-in-cheek punch that will have guests chuckling as they admire the bright, vivid design.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDesigned for the husband who loves sarcasm, the friend who thrives on irony, or the parent who enjoys a clever quip, this Christmas ornament fits perfectly into any festive setting. Its lightweight MDF construction and high-gloss finish ensure it stays bright and sturdy, even in homes with curious pets or energetic children.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe ornament measures 2.75 inches tall, 1\/8 inch thick, and weighs just half an ounce, making it easy to hang with the included gold cord. The edge-to-edge sublimation process locks in the colors, so the message remains sharp and clear throughout the holiday season and beyond.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGive a gift that sparks conversation and laughter this Christmas. The printed quote, delivered in crisp, vivid detail, will become a memorable highlight of the tree and a lasting reminder of the special bond between giver and recipient. Grab yours and add a touch of humor to your holiday décor.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for anyone who loves a sharp sense of humor and appreciates a unique holiday keepsake. It celebrates the playful bond between giver and recipient, sparking smiles at every glance.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIdeal for Christmas celebrations where a witty twist brightens the tree and invites conversation. It adds a memorable touch to the holiday décor, making each gathering more lively.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted from durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, this lightweight ornament resists breakage and stays vibrant year after year, ensuring it remains a cherished part of your tree.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhen you hang it, the printed words—'I'm an attendant. my level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity.'—spark laughter and remind you of shared moments, turning ordinary décor into a conversation starter.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrab yours now and let the holiday cheer stay as sharp as the message it carries, adding a touch of humor that will be remembered for years.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":67898454147320,"sku":"PTM-209-17-384977","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/heart_ornament_384977_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1793322033","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/attendant-keepsake-christmas-ornament-for-him-bright-vivid-gift","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}