{"product_id":"bold-minister-oval-ornament-im-a-minister-hilarious-christmas-gift","title":"Bold Minister Oval Ornament Im A Minister Hilarious Christmas Gift","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nAdd a touch of humorous charm to your Christmas decor with the Bold Minister Oval Ornament—the perfect playful gift for ministers, clergy supporters, or anyone who loves a good holiday joke. It features the quote, \"I'm A Minister. Just Like A Normal Minister Except Much Hotter.\" to spark smiles wherever it hangs.\n\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial\u003c\/b\u003e: Sturdy MDF core with a high-gloss plastic finish for durability and a polished look.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eShape \u0026amp; Finish\u003c\/b\u003e: Oval ornament with edge-to-edge sublimation delivering vibrant, fade-resistant color.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDesign\u003c\/b\u003e: Features the humorous quote \"I'm A Minister. Just Like A Normal Minister Except Much Hotter.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eHanging Method\u003c\/b\u003e: Includes a festive gold cord for easy, on-theme display.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDisplay Versatility\u003c\/b\u003e: Ideal for Christmas trees, mantels, garlands, or festive tabletops.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDurability \u0026amp; Safety\u003c\/b\u003e: Lightweight yet sturdy, resistant to breaking—great for homes with children or pets.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eGift Opportunity\u003c\/b\u003e: A unique, lighthearted gift for ministers, colleagues, or anyone who enjoys a cheerful holiday laugh.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\nThis ornament adds instant humor to holiday spaces, inviting smiles at family gatherings, church events, or office celebrations. Its durable MDF construction and edge-to-edge color ensure it remains a standout piece for seasons to come, while the included gold cord makes hanging effortless. Whether you're shopping for a minister in your life or a friend who appreciates witty holiday décor, this ornament offers a memorable, low-maintenance way to spread festive cheer.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":47901144154360,"sku":"PTM-209-18-54477","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/oval_ornament_54477_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1769420942","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/bold-minister-oval-ornament-im-a-minister-hilarious-christmas-gift","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}