{"product_id":"bold-priest-ornament-oval-with-hilarious-quote-perfect-gift","title":"Bold Priest Ornament Oval With Hilarious Quote Perfect Gift","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrighten holiday décor with a playful nod to faith. This Bold Priest Ornament is an oval, white-backed keepsake designed for priests, clergy supporters, or anyone who loves a good laugh, and it features the cheeky quote: \"I'm A Priest. Just Like A Normal Priest Except Much Hotter.\"\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial\u003c\/b\u003e: Sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for durability and a polished look.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePrinting\u003c\/b\u003e: Edge-to-edge sublimation delivers bright, fade-resistant colors that stay vibrant over time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eShape \u0026amp; Color\u003c\/b\u003e: Oval design on a white base, ideal for Christmas tree displays or wreath arrangements.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDurability\u003c\/b\u003e: Lightweight yet break-resistant, making it safe for households with children or pets.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eHanging Cord\u003c\/b\u003e: Festive gold cord included for quick, hassle-free hanging.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eGift Value\u003c\/b\u003e: A unique, humorous keepsake that suits priests, clergy enthusiasts, or anyone who appreciates lighthearted holiday cheer.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003eThis ornament adds a touch of humor to Christmas celebrations while serving as a lasting keepsake. Its durable construction and vivid edge-to-edge printing ensure the joke remains a focal point year after year, whether it’s hung on the tree, displayed on a wreath, or perched on a study desk. The lightweight design and included gold cord make decorating effortless, and its playful message makes it a memorable, thoughtful gift for friends, family, or colleagues who enjoy a wink of humor with their faith-inspired decor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":47881136472312,"sku":"PTM-209-18-58262","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/oval_ornament_58262_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1769587687","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/bold-priest-ornament-oval-with-hilarious-quote-perfect-gift","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}