{"product_id":"border-collie-keychain-talk-shit-quote-gift-for-dog-lovers","title":"Border Collie Keychain Talk Shit Quote Gift For Dog Lovers","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nMeet the Border Collie Keychain—a compact, engraved accessory designed for Border Collie lovers who want a daily reminder that their furry friend is their partner in crime. Engraved with the cheeky line “My Border Collie And I Talk Shit About You,” this stainless steel keychain adds personality to your everyday carry.\n\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eEngraved Quote\u003c\/b\u003e: “My Border Collie And I Talk Shit About You” prominently etched on a sleek surface for lasting visibility.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial \u0026amp; Finish\u003c\/b\u003e: Durable stainless steel with a black, minimalist finish that resists wear and looks polished with daily use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSize\u003c\/b\u003e: 1.57 x 0.87 inches, a compact footprint that fits comfortably on keys, backpacks, or purses.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eColor \u0026amp; Design\u003c\/b\u003e: Black color with a clean, streamlined silhouette suitable for any style from casual to chic.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDurability\u003c\/b\u003e: Rust-resistant, corrosion-resistant, and resistant to discoloration, built to withstand everyday adventures with your Border Collie.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eAttachment Versatility\u003c\/b\u003e: Easily attaches to key rings, bags, or zippers so your Border Collie spirit goes wherever you go.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eGift-Ready Appeal\u003c\/b\u003e: A thoughtful, humorous gift for Border Collie enthusiasts—great for birthdays, holidays, or a treat for yourself.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\nThis keychain isn’t just a cute accessory; it’s a reliable daily companion that keeps your Border Collie close and sparks conversations about the special bond you share. Whether you’re gifting it to a fellow dog lover or adding it to your own collection, the durable construction and cheeky message make it a standout piece that celebrates companionship, loyalty, and a shared sense of humor.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"LaserChili","offers":[{"title":"small \/ Black","offer_id":47978480402680,"sku":"PTM-209-19-164172","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/keychain_1_164172_Black_1000_480.png?v=1779663914","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/border-collie-keychain-talk-shit-quote-gift-for-dog-lovers","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}