{"product_id":"calico-cat-ornament-my-calico-cat-talk-shit-about-you-gift","title":"Calico Cat Ornament My Calico Cat Talk Shit About You Gift","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDelight a Calico Cat admirer with a durable, witty snowflake ornament that doubles as a conversation starter. Designed for Christmas trees and stylish displays, this piece showcases the playful bond between you and your Calico companion with the cheeky message: “My Calico Cat And I Talk Shit About You.”\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial\u003c\/b\u003e: Premium stainless steel for lasting durability, a shatterproof construction, and a safe option for all ages.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSize \u0026amp; Shape\u003c\/b\u003e: 3.14 inches in diameter (about 8 cm) with a classic snowflake silhouette that suits any holiday decor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eFinish \u0026amp; Engraving\u003c\/b\u003e: Polished surface with a precise laser-engraved quote for crisp, legible text that resists wear over time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDesign Theme\u003c\/b\u003e: Calico cat-inspired motif paired with a bold, humorous message to celebrate personality and humor alike.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eVersatility\u003c\/b\u003e: Ideal for hanging on Christmas trees or displaying on shelves, desks, or decorative hooks throughout the year.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eCare \u0026amp; Durability\u003c\/b\u003e: Easy to wipe clean with a dry cloth; corrosion-resistant finish maintains its shine season after season.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003eThis ornament brings a distinct, personal touch to holiday decorating and gifting. Its stainless steel build ensures longevity while the playful quote resonates with cat lovers who appreciate a lighthearted jab. The 3.14-inch diameter is proportionate for most trees without dominating other ornaments, and the snowflake shape adds a festive, timeless charm. Whether you’re surprising a friend, family member, or coworker who adores Calico Cats, this piece delivers laughter, warmth, and a memorable moment every time it’s seen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"LaserChili","offers":[{"title":"small \/ Silver","offer_id":48193406402808,"sku":"PTM-209-20-64250","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/PTM-209-20-64250snowflake_hero.jpg?v=1778452750","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/calico-cat-ornament-my-calico-cat-talk-shit-about-you-gift","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}