{"product_id":"chinese-crested-snowflake-ornament-sometimes-an-asshole-gift-for-pet-lovers","title":"Chinese Crested Snowflake Ornament Sometimes An Asshole Gift For Pet Lovers","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCelebrate the playful personality of your Chinese Crested with a durable, humorous snowflake ornament designed for pet lovers. The 3.14-inch stainless steel keepsake carries the cheeky sentiment “Sometimes An Asshole,” a nod to the endearing quirks that make your pup one-of-a-kind.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial\u003c\/b\u003e: Premium stainless steel that is durable, shatterproof, and built to last for holiday traditions and year‑round display.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSize\u003c\/b\u003e: 3.14 inches in diameter, a balanced presence on Christmas trees, garlands, or decorative mobiles.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDesign\u003c\/b\u003e: Snowflake shape framed by a festive, canine‑loving motif that complements any holiday decor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMessage\u003c\/b\u003e: Features the humorous quote “Sometimes An Asshole” to celebrate your dog’s quirky personality with warmth and humor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDisplay Versatility\u003c\/b\u003e: Ideal for Christmas trees, wall mobiles, or tabletop displays in any living space.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eGift Value\u003c\/b\u003e: A thoughtful, lighthearted gift for Chinese Crested dog owners, friends, and family—great for birthdays or holiday celebrations.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003eThis ornament becomes more than decor; it’s a playful reminder of the special bond between you and your Chinese Crested. Its durable stainless steel construction ensures it stays bright and intact through many winters of tree‑trimming, while the humorous message invites smiles from fellow pet lovers. With its compact size and universal appeal, it’s a unique keepsake that stands out from ordinary gifts and celebrates the laughter and love only a furry friend can bring.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"LaserChili","offers":[{"title":"small \/ Silver","offer_id":48031394627832,"sku":"PTM-209-20-77916","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/PTM-209-20-77916snowflake.jpg?v=1779665648","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/chinese-crested-snowflake-ornament-sometimes-an-asshole-gift-for-pet-lovers","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}