{"product_id":"christmas-gift-dispatcher-oval-ornament-for-roommates-collectible","title":"Roommate Ornament All Men Are Created Equal Coolest Dispatcher Gift","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nBring a touch of humorous camaraderie to your holiday decor with this white oval ornament, crafted for roommates and friends who appreciate a clever twist. It proudly displays the message: \"All men are created equal but the coolest become a dispatcher.\"\n\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eShape\u003c\/b\u003e: White oval ornament\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSize\u003c\/b\u003e: 3.25 inches tall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eThickness\u003c\/b\u003e: 1\/8 inch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial\u003c\/b\u003e: Durable MDF construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eFinish\u003c\/b\u003e: High-gloss coating for lasting shine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePrint Method\u003c\/b\u003e: Edge-to-edge sublimation for vivid, full-coverage color\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eColor \u0026amp; Design\u003c\/b\u003e: Bright print on a white base that stays vibrant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eHanging Cord\u003c\/b\u003e: Festive gold cord included for easy display\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDisplay Versatility\u003c\/b\u003e: Suitable for tree display or room décor without hassle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\nThis keepsake blends durability with a playful message, making it a standout addition to holiday gatherings. The high-gloss finish protects the design, while the edge-to-edge sublimation ensures colors remain vivid after repeated handling. Its lightweight, sturdy build is built to survive festive bustle and pet-nudges, so you can enjoy the humor year after year. A ready-to-hang ornament that doubles as a conversation starter for any gift exchange or Christmas party.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":50123851530488,"sku":"PTM-209-18-12270","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/oval_ornament_12270_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1786063551","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/christmas-gift-dispatcher-oval-ornament-for-roommates-collectible","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}