{"product_id":"christmas-gift-for-her-funeral-director-keepsake-ornament-present","title":"Funeral Director Ornament Hotter Keepsake Holiday Gift","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"product-description\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned to bring a moment of levity to the holiday season for mortuary professionals, this oval keepsake delivers a playful message that celebrates identity within a serious career path. The central statement reads, \"I'M A FUNERAL DIRECTOR. JUST LIKE A NORMAL FUNERAL DIRECTOR EXCEPT MUCH HOTTER.\"\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial Construction\u003c\/b\u003e: Made from durable medium-density fiberboard (MDF) sealed with a high-gloss coating for resistance and shine.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eShape\u003c\/b\u003e: Classic oval design fits the dimensions of most standard tree hooks while displaying the full graphic layout.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eGraphic Finish\u003c\/b\u003e: Features edge-to-edge sublimation that locks color deep into the surface for long-lasting clarity.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eHanging Hardware\u003c\/b\u003e: Equipped with a metallic gold cord attached to a reinforced hole at the top.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDurability\u003c\/b\u003e: Lightweight solid body built to withstand accidental bumps better than traditional fragile ceramics or glass.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003eUnlike breakable decorations, this piece is ideal for hanging in active households with pets or young children without risk of injury. The bright lettering stands out against festive greenery, serving as a distinct conversation starter for peers or clients visiting during winter gatherings. It provides a small yet meaningful way for funeral directors to express pride in their specialized work, reminding both the individual and their community that the profession accommodates joy alongside service.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":50144441303288,"sku":"PTM-209-18-50923","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/oval_ornament_50923_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1786495082","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/christmas-gift-for-her-funeral-director-keepsake-ornament-present","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}