{"product_id":"christmas-gift-for-her-humorous-flat-coated-retriever-parent-bracelet-2","title":"Christmas Gift for Her Humorous Flat Coated Retriever Parent Bracelet","description":"For those who share their lives with the energetic and affectionate Flat Coated Retriever, life is a delightful blend of tail wags, muddy paws, and moments of pure, unadulterated goofiness—and that's a beautiful thing.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis humorous rope bracelet is a fantastic present for the Flat Coated Retriever parent in your life, great for birthdays, Christmas, or any occasion that calls for a smile. It's a great gift for her, from a friend, family member, or even a fellow dog lover who understands the special bond between humans and their furry companions.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe bracelet itself features a black stainless steel engraved plate, showcasing the quote 'Proud Parent Of A Flat Coated Retriever That Is Sometimes An Asshole And That's Okay' in a playful font. The adjustable braided rope band ensures a comfortable and secure fit, while the rust-resistant stainless steel guarantees lasting durability. Packaged in a protective organza bag, this bracelet is ready to be gifted and cherished.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eShow your appreciation for the Flat Coated Retriever and the person who loves them with this unique and humorous bracelet—grab yours now and celebrate the quirks that make these dogs so special.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA thoughtful pick for the Flat Coated Retriever enthusiast in your life, this bracelet is an excellent Christmas stocking stuffer, embodying the playful spirit of these wonderful companions and their occasional quirks.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIdeal for birthdays, anniversaries, or simply to show your appreciation, this rope bracelet makes a memorable present for a dog mom who appreciates a little humor and a lot of love for her canine best friend.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted with a black stainless steel engraved plate and a braided rope band, this bracelet offers both style and durability, ensuring it can withstand daily wear while maintaining a sleek, rust-resistant finish.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFeaturing the quote 'Proud Parent Of A Flat Coated Retriever That Is Sometimes An Asshole And That's Okay, ' this bracelet provides a lighthearted acknowledgement of the unique and occasionally mischievous personalities of these beloved dogs.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrab yours now and celebrate the joys and occasional frustrations of dog parenthood with a durable and stylish bracelet that perfectly captures the spirit of your Flat Coated Retriever.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"LaserChili","offers":[{"title":"small \/ Black","offer_id":50615395647736,"sku":"PTM-209-21-79048","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/rope_bracelet_1_79048_Black_2000_640.png?v=1790125222","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/christmas-gift-for-her-humorous-flat-coated-retriever-parent-bracelet-2","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}