{"product_id":"christmas-gift-for-her-humorous-flat-coated-retriever-present","title":"Christmas Gift for Her Humorous Flat Coated Retriever Present","description":"For Flat Coated Retriever enthusiasts, life is filled with boundless energy, wet noses, and a whole lot of love—and sometimes, a bit of mischief. This humorous keychain perfectly captures the spirit of these wonderful dogs and the dedicated humans who adore them, offering a lighthearted nod to the delightful chaos they bring into our lives.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis stainless steel keychain is an ideal present for dog moms and dog dads, particularly those who appreciate a good laugh. It's a great gift for Christmas, birthdays, or any occasion to celebrate the special bond between a person and their Flat Coated Retriever. It's a wonderful way to show someone you understand their love for their furry friend, even when they're being a little rascal.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe keychain is meticulously crafted from durable stainless steel, ensuring it resists rust, corrosion, and discoloration, so it remains a lasting reminder of the joy and humor of pet ownership. The engraved message, 'Proud Parent Of A Flat Coated Retriever That Is Sometimes An Asshole And That's Okay,' is a charmingly honest reflection of the unique personality of these dogs.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis keychain is a delightful way to honor the quirky charm of a Flat Coated Retriever and the unconditional love they offer. It's a small but meaningful present that will bring a smile to any dog lover's face—grab yours and make their day.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA thoughtful Christmas present for the Flat Coated Retriever enthusiast in your life, this durable keychain is designed to withstand daily wear and tear, showcasing a relatable sentiment they'll surely appreciate.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuilt for the Flat Coated Retriever owner who appreciates a touch of humor, this stainless steel keychain serves as a constant reminder of the joys and occasional antics of their beloved companion.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted from highly resistant stainless steel, this keychain is built to last, resisting rust, corrosion, and discoloration while displaying the engraved message with clarity and precision.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe quote 'Proud Parent Of A Flat Coated Retriever That Is Sometimes An Asshole And That's Okay' playfully acknowledges the endearing, and sometimes challenging, nature of pet ownership, making it a cherished keepsake for any owner.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrab yours and share a laugh with the Flat Coated Retriever enthusiast in your life, celebrating their unique bond with a touch of playful honesty.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"LaserChili","offers":[{"title":"small \/ Black","offer_id":50615345545464,"sku":"PTM-209-19-79048","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/keychain_1_79048_Black_1000_480.png?v=1790123305","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/christmas-gift-for-her-humorous-flat-coated-retriever-present","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}