{"product_id":"christmas-gift-for-roommates-collectible-law-enforcement-oval-ornament","title":"Law Enforcement Can't Fix Stupid Ornament Christmas Gift","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nThis festive Christmas ornament is a humorous gift for law enforcement enthusiasts, featuring the witty quote, \"I May Be A Law Enforcement Officer, But I Can't Fix Stupid People.\" Measuring 3.25 inches tall with a sleek white oval shape and an edge-to-edge sublimation print, it serves as a durable and eye-catching addition to any holiday decor.\n\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSublimation Print\u003c\/b\u003e: Displays the quote, \"I May Be A Law Enforcement Officer, But I Can't Fix Stupid People,\" in crisp, vivid lettering on a bright white oval background with an edge-to-edge design.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDurable Materials\u003c\/b\u003e: Built with a sturdy MDF core and a high-gloss plastic finish that provides a polished shine and prevents breakage.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eCompact Size\u003c\/b\u003e: Measures 3.25 inches tall and 1\/8 inch thick, offering a subtle yet visible profile for trees, mantles, or shelves.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eEasy to Hang\u003c\/b\u003e: Comes with a gold cord for simple decoration on any holiday tree or display area.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\nBuilt from a sturdy MDF core rather than fragile glass or ceramic, this ornament is safe to display in homes with children and pets, as it will not shatter if dropped. The witty message makes it an ideal conversation starter and a lighthearted gift for colleagues, roommates, or family members who appreciate humor in duty. Its lightweight construction and included gold cord ensure it hangs effortlessly, adding a unique, festive touch to any shared living space while celebrating camaraderie and shared laughter during the holidays.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":50203355873528,"sku":"PTM-209-18-179354","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/oval_ornament_179354_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1787363349","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/christmas-gift-for-roommates-collectible-law-enforcement-oval-ornament","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}