{"product_id":"christmas-gift-for-roommates-groundskeeper-oval-ornament-present","title":"Christmas Gift for Roommates Groundskeeper Oval Ornament Present","description":"A quirky, coffee-driven twist on lawn care meets holiday décor with this oval ornament, great for anyone who knows that a great cup of coffee and a sharp sense of humor can turn a routine day into a memorable moment. Whether it hangs on a mantle or sits beside a sofa, the bright print ensures it catches the eye and sparks a chuckle among friends.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDesigned for roommates, friends, or anyone that enjoys a playful nod to the everyday grind, this Christmas present adds a dash of humor to any living space or tree. Its lightweight, sturdy build makes it safe for households with pets or children, while the high-gloss finish keeps the colors vivid year after year.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCrafted from durable MDF and finished with a high-gloss plastic coating, the ornament measures 3.25 inches tall and 1\/8 inch thick. Edge-to-edge sublimation printing delivers bright, vivid colors that stay vibrant, and the festive gold cord makes hanging effortless. The oval shape and smooth edges give it a modern look that complements any décor style.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLet this ornament become a yearly reminder that a great smile and a strong cup of coffee can brighten even the most ordinary day. Grab yours today.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRoommates that appreciate a sharp sense of humor and a well-tended yard will find this oval ornament a playful addition to their living space. Its bright, edge-to-edge print ensures it stands out on any mantle or shelf.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA festive Christmas present for anyone that enjoys a witty twist on daily chores will add a touch of humor to holiday décor. Its durable MDF construction and high-gloss finish make it a lasting reminder of the season's lighthearted spirit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade from durable MDF and finished with a high-gloss plastic coating, this oval ornament measures 3.25 inches tall and 1\/8 inch thick, offering a lightweight yet sturdy design.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe printed quote, 'Don't Trust A Groundskeeper That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say Fuck A Lot,' delivers a bold, irreverent punch that sparks conversation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrab yours today and give your roommate a conversation-starter that will shine bright on their tree all season long.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":50262103523576,"sku":"PTM-209-18-317816","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/oval_ornament_317816_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1788142195","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/christmas-gift-for-roommates-groundskeeper-oval-ornament-present","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}