{"product_id":"christmas-gift-lawyer-keepsake-ornament-for-roommates-collectible-oval","title":"Lawyer Ornament Coolest Become Lawyer Quote Christmas Gift","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nCelebrate the legal profession with this witty oval Christmas ornament featuring the quote \"All men are created equal but the coolest become a lawyer.\" Designed for law students, practicing attorneys, or anyone living with a lawyer, this 3.25-inch decoration adds a touch of humor to holiday gatherings. Its crisp white shell and high-gloss finish blend seamlessly with any décor, from modern minimalist to classic rustic, making it a versatile addition to your home.\n\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSize and Shape\u003c\/b\u003e: Measures 3.25 inches in a classic oval shape, offering a sleek profile that fits well on standard trees or communal mantles.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial and Finish\u003c\/b\u003e: Crafted from sturdy MDF (engineered wood) with a crisp white surface and a protective high-gloss plastic coating that preserves the design.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eGraphic Design\u003c\/b\u003e: Features an edge-to-edge sublimation print with bold black text on a white background, ensuring colors remain vivid year after year.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eHanging System\u003c\/b\u003e: Includes a festive gold cord already attached for effortless hanging and a touch of holiday elegance.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDurability\u003c\/b\u003e: The lightweight MDF construction resists warping and humidity, while the sturdy core ensures it won't dent or break under the weight of curious pets or enthusiastic children.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\nThis ornament serves as a clever and lasting gift for a friend who recently passed the bar exam or a roommate celebrating their career path. The high-gloss finish ensures the print stays intact even in humid living rooms, while the lightweight profile makes it easy to move and reposition as the season changes. Whether hung on a shared family tree or displayed on a mantle, this keepsake sparks conversation and adds a playful nod to the law profession, highlighting that hard work and humor can coexist perfectly.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":50177494614264,"sku":"PTM-209-18-15978","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/oval_ornament_15978_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1787012682","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/christmas-gift-lawyer-keepsake-ornament-for-roommates-collectible-oval","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}