{"product_id":"christmas-gift-ornament-for-her-men-equal-coolest-become-secretary","title":"Secretary Ornament Coolest Become Funny Christmas Gift","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd a touch of workplace humor to your holiday décor with this white oval ornament featuring the witty phrase, \"All men are created equal but the coolest become a secretary.\" Designed as a festive keepsake for administrative professionals, this piece transforms a classic workplace joke into a sparkling centerpiece for your Christmas tree.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial and Finish\u003c\/b\u003e: Crafted from sturdy MDF with a durable high-gloss coating that provides a sleek, white oval canvas for the design.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDimensions and Print\u003c\/b\u003e: Measures 3.25 inches tall by 1\/8 inch thick, featuring an edge-to-edge sublimated print with bold, fade-resistant black text.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDisplay Hardware\u003c\/b\u003e: Equipped with a thin gold hanging cord and a lightweight build, making it safe and easy to hang in homes with children or pets.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003eThis ornament serves as a thoughtful and humorous gift for secretaries, receptionists, and office managers who keep the workplace running smoothly. It provides a lighthearted way to acknowledge their daily dedication and organizational skills, making it an ideal addition to holiday gift exchanges or office parties. The vibrant, permanent print ensures the message remains crisp through every holiday season, offering a lasting reminder of workplace camaraderie and pride for anyone who balances spreadsheets and smiles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":50172939043064,"sku":"PTM-209-18-23338","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/oval_ornament_23338_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1786932746","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/christmas-gift-ornament-for-her-men-equal-coolest-become-secretary","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}