{"product_id":"christmas-gift-oval-ornament-for-her-present-because-i-am-the-drug","title":"Christmas Gift Oval Ornament for Her Present – Because I Am The Drug","description":"Imagine a holiday tree that tells a story of resilience and humor. This oval ornament, shaped like a curve, carries the bold statement, 'Because I am the drug counselor. That's why.' It instantly becomes a conversation starter, inviting smiles from anyone who sees it. It becomes a piece that reflects both professionalism and lightheartedness, making it fantastic for any office or home décor.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDesigned for the dedicated drug counselor, this gift speaks directly to those who navigate complex challenges daily. Whether celebrating a promotion, a milestone, or the season, it serves as a reminder of the impact they make. Friends, family, and colleagues will appreciate the thoughtful nod to their vital role. It fits seamlessly into any holiday setting, adding a touch of meaning to the festive atmosphere.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCrafted from MDF and finished with a plastic coating, the ornament measures 3.25 inches tall and 1\/8 inch thick. Its lightweight construction ensures it won't break under the weight of ornaments or pets. The sublimation process delivers vivid colors that stay sharp year after year. A festive gold cord is included for easy hanging, making it ready to display on any tree or mantle.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGive this ornament as a surprise to a colleague and watch their face light up with recognition and gratitude. It's more than a decoration; it's a celebration of dedication and a reminder that every day matters. Make it yours and let this piece become a lasting symbol of support and pride. Place it on the tree and let its message echo through the holiday season, inspiring confidence and joy.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA favorite among professionals who value humor, this Christmas ornament brings a playful twist to any holiday décor, turning ordinary tree branches into a source of shared laughter.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for celebrating a milestone or a new role, it fits perfectly on a tree or as a desk accent during the festive season, reminding loved ones of your unique journey.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss finish, the lightweight design resists breakage while showcasing vivid sublimated colors that stay bright through countless holiday seasons.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe printed quote 'Because I am the drug counselor. That's why.' adds a personal, uplifting message to the holiday mood, inspiring confidence and a touch of humor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMake it yours and add a touch of clever charm to your seasonal celebrations, ensuring this ornament becomes a cherished keepsake that sparks joy every holiday gathering.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":68070952599800,"sku":"PTM-209-18-545389","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/oval_ornament_545389_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1794448006","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/christmas-gift-oval-ornament-for-her-present-because-i-am-the-drug","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}