{"product_id":"christmas-ornament-for-kids-funny-porter-gift-im-a-porter-except-much","title":"Christmas Ornament for Kids Funny Porter Gift - I'm A Porter Except Much","description":"For those who find joy in a clever quip and a spirited sense of humor, this Christmas ornament captures the essence of a beloved inside joke. It's the fantastic way to celebrate the unique personality of a Porter, adding a touch of laughter to the holiday season. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis Christmas ornament is ideal for kids who appreciate a bit of playful sass, or for anyone searching for a funny and memorable gift for a Porter friend or family member. It's wonderful for Christmas tree decorating, stocking stuffers, or as a unique addition to any holiday collection and makes a wonderful keepsake to cherish for years. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCrafted from durable MDF with a vibrant, high-gloss plastic finish, this circle ornament features a captivating sublimation print showcasing the quote 'I'm a porter. Just like a normal porter except much hotter.' Lightweight and resistant to breakage, it's a safe and enjoyable addition to any home, complete with a festive gold cord for easy hanging. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis Christmas ornament is a charming way to express your appreciation for a special Porter, transforming your holiday decor with a smile and creating a lasting memory. Get one today and share a laugh with those you care about.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned for Porter enthusiasts and those who appreciate a good laugh, this Christmas ornament makes a delightful addition to any holiday tree, bringing a touch of lighthearted fun to the season.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChosen by those who want to share a smile this Christmas, this ornament ships with a festive gold cord, making it effortless to hang and display, fantastic for adding a unique touch to your holiday decor. The design brightly proclaims, 'I'm a Porter.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis vibrant circle ornament, measuring 2.75 inches tall and just 1\/8 inch thick, features edge-to-edge sublimation printing, ensuring that the colors remain bright and vivid for years to come.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA thoughtful and humorous Christmas keepsake, this ornament is ideal for anyone who appreciates a witty remark and a festive touch, showcasing a playful personality and creating a memorable holiday moment. The quote, 'I'm a porter.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGet one today and share a laugh with a loved one, transforming your Christmas tree into a display of playful charm and creating a cherished holiday tradition for years to come.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":50518163259640,"sku":"PTM-209-15-57783","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/circle_ornament_57783_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1789517690","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/christmas-ornament-for-kids-funny-porter-gift-im-a-porter-except-much","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}