{"product_id":"christmas-ornament-gift-funny-flat-coated-retriever-parent-idea","title":"Christmas Ornament Gift Funny Flat Coated Retriever Parent Idea","description":"For those who share their lives with a Flat Coated Retriever, there's a special appreciation for their goofy charm and occasional mischievousness—a love that's both rewarding and wonderfully funny.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis delightful Christmas ornament is the great gift for dog lovers, Flat Coated Retriever parents, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh during the holiday season. It's ideal for Christmas, stocking stuffers, housewarming gifts, or simply as a joyful addition to your own festive decorations, bringing a smile to all who see it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCrafted from durable MDF and finished with a high-gloss plastic coating, this oval ornament is designed to withstand the joy of holiday decorating. The vibrant, edge-to-edge sublimation printing ensures the amusing quote 'Proud Parent Of A Flat Coated Retriever That Is Sometimes An Asshole And That's Okay' remains bright and cheerful for years to come, complete with a festive gold cord for easy hanging.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhether you're searching for a lighthearted Christmas keepsake for a fellow Flat Coated Retriever devotee or a memorable addition to your own holiday tree, this ornament is a charming way to celebrate the quirky joy of pet ownership. Make it yours and spread some laughter this Christmas.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eElevate your holiday decor with this oval ornament, a delightful addition to any Christmas tree or festive display, its durable MDF construction and vibrant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMark special moments throughout the year, from Christmas festivities and holiday gatherings to birthdays and pet adoption anniversaries, this eye-catching ornament makes a fun and memorable present for the Flat Coated Retriever enthusiast.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted from robust MDF, this oval ornament measures 3.25 inches tall and is just 1\/8 inch thick, lending it a substantial yet lightweight feel, the high-gloss plastic finish protects the brightly printed design.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAcknowledge the quirks and joys of pet parenthood with a touch of humor, perfectly capturing the bond between you and your Flat Coated Retriever, it proudly proclaims.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSecure this unique Flat Coated Retriever oval ornament today and infuse your holiday celebrations with a dose of laughter and heartwarming affection, bringing a playful reminder of your beloved companion's charming, sometimes mischievous.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":50615353180408,"sku":"PTM-209-18-79048","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/oval_ornament_79048_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1790123785","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/christmas-ornament-gift-funny-flat-coated-retriever-parent-idea","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}