{"product_id":"clerk-oval-ornament-keepsake-for-him-christmas-gift","title":"Clerk Ornament Just Like Normal Clerk Except Hotter Gift","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nBring a playful nod to the office hero with this clerk-themed ornament. Designed for the modern clerk, it elevates holiday décor with a cheeky tribute to the team member who keeps the paperwork moving. “I'm A Clerk. Just Like A Normal Clerk Except Much Hotter.”\n\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial\u003c\/b\u003e: Made from sturdy MDF with a high‑gloss plastic coating for durability and a polished finish.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eFinish and print\u003c\/b\u003e: Edge-to-edge sublimation delivers bright, long‑lasting colors that resist fading through the seasons.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eHanging cord\u003c\/b\u003e: Includes a festive gold cord for effortless, decorative hanging.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDisplay versatility\u003c\/b\u003e: Ideal for Christmas trees, mantels, or desks, adding a unique, humorous touch to any holiday setting.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDurability\u003c\/b\u003e: Lightweight yet sturdy, designed to withstand handling around homes with children or pets.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\nThis keepsake offers more than a joke—it celebrates the everyday clerk with a bold, lighthearted message that resonates in any office or home. Its clean, white surface and humorous quotation make it a thoughtful Christmas gift for a colleague, spouse, or friend who appreciates a bit of wit with their holiday cheer. Display it year after year to spark smiles and bring personality to your seasonal décor.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":50060929171704,"sku":"PTM-209-18-46683","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/oval_ornament_46683_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1785115663","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/clerk-oval-ornament-keepsake-for-him-christmas-gift","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}