{"product_id":"database-administrator-snowflake-ornament-im-a-database-administrator-my-level-of-sarcasm-depends-on-your-level-of-stupidity","title":"Database Administrator Snowflake Ornament = I'm A Database Administrator -  My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCelebrate the Database Administrator in your life with a gift that blends humor and desk-ready charm. This premium stainless steel Snowflake Ornament is designed for DBAs who appreciate a good joke and a touch of festive flair. It features the exact message: \"I'm A Database Administrator. My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity.\"\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial\u003c\/b\u003e: Premium stainless steel for a durable, shatterproof finish that lasts season after season.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSize\u003c\/b\u003e: 3.14 inches in diameter—compact enough for a desk, yet noticeable on a Christmas tree.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDesign\u003c\/b\u003e: Snowflake shape with a bold, readable inscription.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eQuote\u003c\/b\u003e: Reproduces the exact line: \"I'm A Database Administrator. My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eFinish\u003c\/b\u003e: Smooth, polished surface that resists tarnish and cleans easily.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eVersatility\u003c\/b\u003e: Ideal as a holiday gift, desk decor, or office-friendly keepsake.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003eThis ornament offers both a smile and a practical keepsake for DBAs and their teams. Its stainless steel build means it withstands daily display on desks or shelves, while its compact 3.14\" size keeps it from overpowering your workspace. The humorous quote adds a personal touch that resonates with data professionals who value accuracy, problem-solving, and a bit of sarcasm. It’s a thoughtful, low-key way to acknowledge hard work during the holidays or any office milestone, and it stands out from generic ornaments with its specific, job-relevant humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"LaserChili","offers":[{"title":"small \/ Silver","offer_id":47738278543608,"sku":"PTM-209-20-388128","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/PTM-209-20-388128-snowflake.jpg?v=1769564347","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/database-administrator-snowflake-ornament-im-a-database-administrator-my-level-of-sarcasm-depends-on-your-level-of-stupidity","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}