{"product_id":"favorite-database-administrator-snowflake-ornament-kids-christmas-gift","title":"Database Administrator Snowflake Ornament Featuring Coolest Quote Stainless Steel Christmas Gift","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nThis stainless steel snowflake ornament is a distinctive holiday gift designed for Database Administrators and data management professionals. Featuring the printed quote \"All men are created equal but the coolest become a database administrator,\" it adds a touch of professional humor to any tree, mantle, or office break room. The polished metal surface reflects light elegantly, honoring the steady, reliable work of IT teams during the festive season.\n\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial and Finish\u003c\/b\u003e: Constructed from premium stainless steel with a sleek, polished finish that provides a professional look and catches the glow of ambient lighting.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDimensions and Shape\u003c\/b\u003e: Designed in a classic snowflake silhouette with a central circular face, featuring a 3.14-inch diameter for a modest yet striking presence on the tree.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eConstruction\u003c\/b\u003e: Built with shatterproof durability, ensuring the ornament remains intact and safe through handling, cleaning, and seasonal storage.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDisplay Setup\u003c\/b\u003e: Equipped with a hanging loop and attached string for easy installation on Christmas trees, mantles, or office decorations.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDedicated Message\u003c\/b\u003e: Features the humorous text \"All men are created equal but the coolest become a database administrator,\" serving as a conversation starter and a token of respect for DBA skills.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\nIdeal for tech lovers and IT professionals, this ornament bridges the gap between festive tradition and workplace pride. Its durable, shatterproof design makes it a lasting keepsake that survives the holiday bustle, while the witty message sparks laughter and recognition during office parties or family gatherings. Whether placed in a home study or on a corporate tree, it highlights the unique dedication of those who keep data flowing, offering a playful twist to seasonal decor that celebrates technical expertise and teamwork.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"LaserChili","offers":[{"title":"small \/ Silver","offer_id":50150176850168,"sku":"PTM-209-20-11493","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/snowflake_ornament_1_11493_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1786587764","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/favorite-database-administrator-snowflake-ornament-kids-christmas-gift","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}