{"product_id":"flight-attendant-bracelet-im-a-flight-attendant-sarcasm-depends-on-you-birthday","title":"Flight Attendant Bracelet I'm A Flight Attendant Sarcasm Depends On You Birthday","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nA playful, durable bracelet designed for flight attendants and aviation enthusiasts. It features a bold message that captures the cabin crew spirit: \"I'm A Flight Attendant. My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity.\"\n\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial\u003c\/b\u003e: Black stainless steel with interlaced rope for a rugged, modern look and lasting durability.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eFinish \u0026amp; Color\u003c\/b\u003e: Sleek black tone that complements uniforms and everyday outfits alike.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSize \u0026amp; Adjustability\u003c\/b\u003e: Flexible fit with an adjustable length from 3.34 to 9.84 inches to suit most wrist sizes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDurability\u003c\/b\u003e: Engineered to resist rust, corrosion, and tarnish for reliable wear during travel and daily life.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eQuotable Message\u003c\/b\u003e: Features the witty inscription — \"I'm A Flight Attendant. My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eGift Packaging\u003c\/b\u003e: Includes organza bag packaging, ready for gifting.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eIdeal For\u003c\/b\u003e: An excellent birthday gift for flight attendants, aviation fans, or coworkers who appreciate a touch of humor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\nThis bracelet goes beyond a simple accessory. It offers durable materials designed for active, on-the-go lifestyles, a comfortable adjustable fit, and a memorable quote that serves as a conversation starter. The organza gift bag adds an elegant touch, making it ideal for birthdays, celebrations, or to show appreciation to someone who keeps the skies friendly and safe.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"LaserChili","offers":[{"title":"small \/ Black","offer_id":48031554273528,"sku":"PTM-209-21-390540","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/rope_bracelet_1_390540_Black_2000_640.png?v=1779669656","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/flight-attendant-bracelet-im-a-flight-attendant-sarcasm-depends-on-you-birthday","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}