{"product_id":"flight-attendant-mug-sarcasm-depends-on-you-birthday-gift","title":"Flight Attendant Mug Sarcasm Depends On You Birthday Gift","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrighten mornings with a bold dose of wit. This white ceramic mug is designed for flight attendant fans who appreciate sharp sarcasm, and it proudly displays the message: \"I'm A Flight Attendant. My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity.\"\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSize\u003c\/b\u003e: Available in 11oz and 15oz capacities to match your coffee-to-tea ratio and caffeine needs.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eColor\u003c\/b\u003e: Pure white ceramic finish that provides a clean backdrop for the bold inscription.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial\u003c\/b\u003e: Durable ceramic construction built for daily use at home or at the airport lounge.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eCare\u003c\/b\u003e: Microwave safe for quick reheats and dishwasher safe for easy cleaning.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMessage\u003c\/b\u003e: Clear, humorous quotation that speaks to flight attendants and sarcasm lovers alike.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eGift suitability\u003c\/b\u003e: An ideal birthday gift or light-hearted surprise for flight attendants, colleagues, or family members.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003eBenefits: This mug helps you start the day with a personality-filled moment, adds a touch of humor to break rooms or desks, and serves as a thoughtful, conversation-starting gift. The large 15oz size is perfect for those long shifts where extra caffeine matters, while the 11oz option is ideal for a concise morning pick-me-up. The microwave-safe and dishwasher-safe design ensures practical daily use, keeping the message legible wash after wash. Whether you're gifting it for a birthday, a promotion, or just because, this mug delivers a memorable, personalized touch that celebrates both the craft of flight attending and a good-natured sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"White \/ 11oz","offer_id":48031328272632,"sku":"PTM-209-1-390540","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 15oz","offer_id":48031328305400,"sku":"PTM-209-2-390540","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/11oz_coffee_mug_390540_Black_1500_1750.png?v=1779669722","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/flight-attendant-mug-sarcasm-depends-on-you-birthday-gift","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}