{"product_id":"flight-attendant-oval-ornament-sarcasm-varies-with-you-christmas-gift","title":"Flight Attendant Oval Ornament Sarcasm Varies With You Christmas Gift","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nThis Funny Flight Attendant Oval Ornament is a playful, thoughtful gift for anyone who loves aviation and a good-natured joke. It features the bold message, \"I'm A Flight Attendant. My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity,\" ready to brighten a tree, desk, or mantel.\n\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial \u0026amp; Finish\u003c\/b\u003e: Sturdy MDF core with a high-gloss plastic finish; lightweight and resistant to breaking, making it suitable for households with children or pets.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eShape \u0026amp; Hanging\u003c\/b\u003e: Oval ornament with a festive gold cord included for easy display and quick gifting.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eHumorous Message\u003c\/b\u003e: Displays the exact quotation: \"I'm A Flight Attendant. My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eIdeal For\u003c\/b\u003e: Perfect for flight attendant friends, family, or coworkers who appreciate a playful sense of humor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDecor Use\u003c\/b\u003e: Adds personality to office spaces or home decor and makes a memorable seasonal accent.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\nBenefits: A unique, profession-specific gift that celebrates the hard work of flight attendants while delivering a smile. The durable, lightweight construction ensures lasting display on trees or desks, and the ready-to-hang cord removes any display hassle. This ornament stands out from generic decor with its targeted humor and practical design, making it a thoughtful choice for birthdays, holidays, or “just because.”\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":48031342297336,"sku":"PTM-209-18-390540","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/oval_ornament_390540_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1779669722","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/flight-attendant-oval-ornament-sarcasm-varies-with-you-christmas-gift","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}