{"product_id":"funeral-director-keepsake-mug-birthday-gift-for-him","title":"Funeral Director Mug Funny Quote Birthday Gift","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis 11oz ceramic mug combines practical utility with a bold statement for funeral directors seeking a moment of levity during demanding shifts. It prominently displays the distinctive message, \"I'M A FUNERAL DIRECTOR. JUST LIKE A NORMAL FUNERAL DIRECTOR EXCEPT MUCH HOTTER.\", creating a lighthearted contrast to the seriousness of the industry.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDurable Build:\u003c\/b\u003e Constructed from solid ceramic designed to withstand high temperatures and daily wear.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eStandard Capacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Holds an 11oz volume adequate for both coffee and tea preparations.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaintenance Friendly:\u003c\/b\u003e Entirely microwave and dishwasher safe to simplify cleaning routines.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSafety Rim:\u003c\/b\u003e An unglazed ring on the edge prevents slips when holding the vessel.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003eAdding this item to a collection provides a conversation starter that balances professional identity with personality. The robust structure protects contents from cooling too quickly, allowing for uninterrupted sips throughout the workday. Its neutral white color complements existing décor while the durable glaze resists staining from regular beverage consumption.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"White \/ 11oz","offer_id":50144449757432,"sku":"PTM-209-1-50923","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 15oz","offer_id":50144449790200,"sku":"PTM-209-2-50923","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/11oz_coffee_mug_50923_Black_1500_1750.png?v=1786495872","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/funeral-director-keepsake-mug-birthday-gift-for-him","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}