{"product_id":"funeral-director-keepsake-rope-bracelet-for-him-birthday-gift","title":"Funeral Director Rope Bracelet With Much Hotter Quote For Birthday Gift","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nDesigned for the bold professional whose career demands a sense of humor, this black rope bracelet turns a solemn profession into a playful statement. Engraved on the metal plate is the message, \"I'M A FUNERAL DIRECTOR. JUST LIKE A NORMAL FUNERAL DIRECTOR EXCEPT MUCH HOTTER.\" It serves as an ideal birthday keepsake for a husband, friend, or colleague celebrating their special day.\n\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eEngraved Message:\u003c\/b\u003e A black stainless steel bar features the humorous quote, \"I'M A FUNERAL DIRECTOR. JUST LIKE A NORMAL FUNERAL DIRECTOR EXCEPT MUCH HOTTER,\" adding a playful twist to his daily routine.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDurable Materials:\u003c\/b\u003e Crafted from black stainless steel and braided rope that resists rust, corrosion, and tarnishing, ensuring long-lasting wear through everyday use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eAdjustable Fit:\u003c\/b\u003e Features a secure sliding knot closure with an adjustable band ranging from 3.34 to 9.84 inches, accommodating any wrist size comfortably.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSleek Design:\u003c\/b\u003e Combines a modern, matte black metal plate with a textured braided rope for a versatile look that pairs well with both professional attire and casual outfits.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eElegant Packaging:\u003c\/b\u003e Arrives in a neat organza bag, providing sophisticated and ready-to-gift presentation for birthdays or special occasions.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\nThis bracelet allows its wearer to showcase his pride with a touch of irony, turning his accessories into a confident conversation starter that balances respect with humor. The durable construction ensures the piece remains comfortable and stylish during long shifts or daily walks, while the adjustable mechanism guarantees a secure fit. Packaged thoughtfully in an organza bag, it serves as a memorable token that celebrates his hard work, unique profession, and unmistakable style.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"LaserChili","offers":[{"title":"small \/ Black","offer_id":50149921325304,"sku":"PTM-209-21-50923","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/rope_bracelet_1_50923_Black_2000_640.png?v=1786580988","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/funeral-director-keepsake-rope-bracelet-for-him-birthday-gift","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}