{"product_id":"funny-armadillo-glass-cutting-board-texas-kitchen-decor-cowboy-armadillo-gift-western-kitchen-decor-funny-texas-housewarming-gift","title":"Funny Armadillo Glass Cutting Board, Texas Kitchen Decor, Cowboy Armadillo Gift, Western Kitchen Decor, Funny Texas Housewarming Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSome days call for a little thicker skin—and a cold longneck.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeet \u003cstrong\u003eThe Longneck Armadillo\u003c\/strong\u003e, a laid-back Texas character who knows exactly what to do when the work is finished and the sun starts sinking behind the hills.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCowboy hat tipped back. Boots optional. Cold one in hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSet against a warm Texas sunset with rustic fencing, cactus, wildflowers, a windmill, and open country, this humorous armadillo design brings a little Western personality to the kitchen.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you use your glass cutting board for food prep or display it as functional kitchen art, it's made for people who appreciate Texas, country living, armadillos, and a good laugh at the end of a long day.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHard shell. Long day. Cold beer.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGreat Gift For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTexas lovers, armadillo fans, ranch and farmhouse homes, dads, husbands, beer lovers, country boys, Western décor fans, housewarmings, birthdays and anyone whose preferred happy hour comes with a sunset.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBeautiful enough to display and practical enough to use, this glass cutting board adds color and personality to everyday food preparation. The textured surface provides a functional area for chopping, slicing and dicing while allowing the artwork to become part of your kitchen décor when the board isn't in use.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePRODUCT SPECIFICATIONS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Available in 2 sizes:\u003cbr\u003e8″ × 11″ (20.3 cm × 27.9 cm)\u003cbr\u003e11″ × 15″ (27.9 cm × 38.1 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Tempered glass material with a textured surface\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Four rubber dots provide additional stability on your countertop\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Suitable for chopping, slicing, dicing, food preparation or decorative kitchen display\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Vibrant artwork transforms an everyday kitchen essential into an eye-catching decorative accent\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCARE INSTRUCTIONS\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHand wash recommended.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTo help preserve the appearance of your cutting board, gently hand wash and dry after use.\u003cbr\u003ePLEASE NOTE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eColors may vary slightly depending on your monitor or device settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDecorative props shown in styled product images are not included.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA BEAUTIFUL BLEND OF ART + FUNCTION\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether displayed against your backsplash, placed on the countertop as seasonal décor, or used while preparing your favorite recipes, this glass cutting board brings artwork into one of the most-loved spaces in the home—the kitchen.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eChoose your preferred size and add a little more personality to your countertop.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"AnywherePOD","offers":[{"title":"8\" x 11\" \/ Rectangle","offer_id":50502832193784,"sku":"apod-13094725","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11\" x 15\" \/ Rectangle","offer_id":50502832161016,"sku":"apod-13094726","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/25dae5e6-f28b-4d59-932f-e738ab564b9e.png?v=1789353784","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/funny-armadillo-glass-cutting-board-texas-kitchen-decor-cowboy-armadillo-gift-western-kitchen-decor-funny-texas-housewarming-gift","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}