{"product_id":"funny-christmas-unique-gifts-for-substitute-teachers-from-friends-and-family-im-a-retired-substitute-teacher-star-ornament","title":"Funny Christmas Unique Gifts for Substitute Teachers from Friends and Family - 'I'm A Retired Substitute Teacher' Star Ornament","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrighten the holiday season with a funny Christmas ornament designed for substitute teachers—this star-shaped keepsake is perfect for friends, family, or colleagues who’ve stepped in with care and humor throughout the year.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial \u0026amp; build\u003c\/b\u003e: Durable MDF core with a high-gloss plastic finish to maintain vibrant color and sturdy structure through seasons of display. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDesign\u003c\/b\u003e: Classic white star shape featuring a crisp sublimation print that stays bright year after year. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eFinish \u0026amp; color\u003c\/b\u003e: Pure white surface designed to complement any holiday decor, whether on a tree, desk, or mantle. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDisplay options\u003c\/b\u003e: Lightweight and versatile enough for the Christmas tree, windows, desks, or shelves. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eHanging method\u003c\/b\u003e: Includes a festive gold cord for quick, ready-to-hang decorating right out of the box. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePrinted message\u003c\/b\u003e: Features the humorous line “CAUTION: I'm a Retired Sub­stitute Teacher. I Have Stories and All Days to Talk. Stay at Your Own Risk!” printed with a durable sublimation process for lasting readability. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eIdeal gift\u003c\/b\u003e: A thoughtful, lighthearted token that honors a substitute teacher’s impact—great for retirees or any educator who inspires others. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003eThis ornament isn’t just decoration—it’s a memorable keepsake that recognizes a substitute teacher’s stories, dedication, and in-class moments. The durable MDF and high-gloss finish ensure it endures holiday seasons to come, while the vivid print keeps the message legible and engaging year after year. A charming token from friends, family, or coworkers, it’s a small gift with big sentiment that fits neatly into any festive display.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":47746970124536,"sku":"PTM-209-16-844992","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/star_ornament_844992_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1769566464","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/funny-christmas-unique-gifts-for-substitute-teachers-from-friends-and-family-im-a-retired-substitute-teacher-star-ornament","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}