{"product_id":"funny-court-clerk-stainless-steel-tumbler-because-i-am-the-court-clerk-thats-why","title":"Funny Court Clerk Stainless Steel Tumbler, Because I Am The Court Clerk. That's Why","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nA tumbler that blends humor with practical everyday use for the Court Clerk in your life. This 20oz or 30oz vacuum-insulated tumbler in black delivers dependable temperature control and a playful nod to their work. The message is laser-engraved for a permanent, fade-proof finish: \"Because I Am The Court Clerk. That's Why.\"\n\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSize \u0026amp; Capacity\u003c\/b\u003e: Available in 20oz and 30oz options to suit daily coffee runs or all-day hydration.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eColor \u0026amp; Finish\u003c\/b\u003e: Black powder-coated stainless steel for a sleek, modern look that lasts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial \u0026amp; Build\u003c\/b\u003e: Durable stainless steel with double-wall vacuum insulation for long-lasting durability.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eInsulation Performance\u003c\/b\u003e: Keeps hot drinks hot for hours and cold drinks cold for hours, sipping-ready any time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eLid \u0026amp; Spill Resistance\u003c\/b\u003e: Clear, spill-resistant lid with a secure seal to prevent leaks during travel.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePortability\u003c\/b\u003e: Designed to fit most cup holders for easy transport at work, school, or on errands.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDurability \u0026amp; Care\u003c\/b\u003e: Built for daily use and easy to clean, with a smooth, resilient finish.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eEngraving\u003c\/b\u003e: Laser-engraved design ensures a permanent, fade-proof message (not printed or vinyl).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eIdeal Occasions\u003c\/b\u003e: A thoughtful graduation gift or cheeky desk companion for Court Clerks and their supporters.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\nWhether they’re powering through long court sessions, commuting to class, or celebrating a milestone, this tumbler offers reliable temperature control plus a personalized touch. The laser-engraved quote honors their role with humor, while the durable construction and spill-resistant lid make it a dependable everyday companion. It’s a practical, lighthearted gift that shows you recognize their hard work and want to brighten their day.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ 20oz","offer_id":46638314291448,"sku":"PTM-209-13-543459","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 30oz","offer_id":46638314324216,"sku":"PTM-209-14-543459","price":45.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/PTM-209-14-543459-2-20ozTumbler-BlackAZcopy.jpg?v=1779676393","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/funny-court-clerk-stainless-steel-tumbler-because-i-am-the-court-clerk-thats-why","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}