{"product_id":"funny-database-administrator-gifts-from-men-unique-rope-bracelet-for-database-administrator-friends-on-valentines","title":"Funny Database Administrator Gifts from Men, Unique Rope Bracelet for Database Administrator Friends on Valentine's","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nCelebrate the unique humor and dedication of the Database Administrator in your life with a bracelet that blends rugged style with a witty edge. Our Database Administrator Rope Bracelet is the perfect Valentine's gift for any DBA, combining a sleek black finish with an interlaced rope design—and it features the engraved message: \"I'm A Database Administrator. My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity.\"\n\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e: Black stainless steel with an interlaced rope weave for a durable, masculine look that resists rust, corrosion, and tarnishing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdjustable length\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e: Easily fits most wrists—adjusts from 3.34 inches to 9.84 inches for personalized comfort.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003eColor\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e: Deep black tone that complements casual and dressier outfits alike.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEngraved message\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e: Prominently displays the humorous quote to recognize a DBA’s sarcasm and expertise.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePackaging\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e: The bracelet arrives in an organza bag, making it ready for gifting on Valentine’s Day or other special moments.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesign\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e: An eye-catching rope detail adds texture and a rugged vibe to a sleek, wearable piece.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\nThis bracelet goes beyond simple accessorizing. It offers a personal touch that nods to a DBA’s daily work, turning a practical gift into a conversation starter. The durable materials and adjustable fit ensure comfortable wear for everyday use, office days, or special occasions. The organza bag makes gifting effortless, making it a thoughtful Valentine’s gift or a lighthearted token from friends, family, or colleagues. It’s a playful nod to database culture—fun, meaningful, and genuinely wearable.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"LaserChili","offers":[{"title":"small \/ Black","offer_id":47738274480376,"sku":"PTM-209-21-388128","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/rope_bracelet_1_388128_Black_2000_640.png?v=1769564336","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/funny-database-administrator-gifts-from-men-unique-rope-bracelet-for-database-administrator-friends-on-valentines","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}