{"product_id":"funny-detective-oval-ornament-gifts-from-men-all-men-are-created-equal-but-the-coolest-become-a-detective-for-christmas","title":"Detective Ornament The Coolest Become A Detective Christmas Gift","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nCelebrate the detective in your life with a festive twist. The Detective Oval Ornament is a playful, durable Christmas gift for fans of the mystery world, featuring the tongue-in-cheek message: \"All Men Are Created Equal But The Coolest Become A Detective\".\n\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eShape and Material\u003c\/b\u003e: Oval ornament crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for lasting shine.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePrint Quality\u003c\/b\u003e: Edge-to-edge sublimation printing delivers vibrant, long-lasting color that won’t fade over time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eUnique Quote\u003c\/b\u003e: Displays the cheeky line that celebrates detective culture in a stylish, conversation-starting way.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDurability\u003c\/b\u003e: Lightweight and break-resistant, making it suitable for households with children or pets.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eHanging Cord\u003c\/b\u003e: Ships with a festive gold cord for easy, ready-to-display hanging.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDecor Versatility\u003c\/b\u003e: Perfect on the Christmas tree, in a window, or as a year-round playful desk or shelf accent.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\nThis ornament blends humor with a polished finish to elevate holiday decor. Its durable MDF construction and vibrant print ensure it remains a standout keepsake for years to come, while the included gold hanging cord makes it effortless to celebrate your love of detective adventures right away. A thoughtful gift for mystery lovers, fellow detectives, or anyone who enjoys a wink of whimsy during the holidays.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":48018320064760,"sku":"PTM-209-18-11945","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/oval_ornament_11945_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1779668470","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/funny-detective-oval-ornament-gifts-from-men-all-men-are-created-equal-but-the-coolest-become-a-detective-for-christmas","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}