{"product_id":"funny-english-cocker-spaniel-dog-keychain-you-cant-tell-me-what-to-do-youre-not-my-english-cocker-spaniel","title":"Funny English Cocker Spaniel Dog Keychain - 'You Can't Tell Me What To Do. You're Not My English Cocker Spaniel.'","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nCelebrate the playful spirit of English Cocker Spaniel lovers with a durable, humor-filled keychain designed for daily wear. The Funny English Cocker Spaniel Dog Keychain carries the line: \"You Can't Tell Me What To Do. You're Not My English Cocker Spaniel.\"\n\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSize\u003c\/b\u003e: 1.57 x 0.87 inches — compact enough to carry on a keyring or bag charm without adding bulk.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial\u003c\/b\u003e: Highly resistant stainless steel — resists rust, corrosion, and discoloration for everyday use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eEngraving\u003c\/b\u003e: Precisely engraved message that remains legible with daily handling and exposure.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDesign for gifting\u003c\/b\u003e: A thoughtful Valentine’s or dog-lover gift suitable for men or women, family, friends, or coworkers who adore English Cocker Spaniels.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDurability\u003c\/b\u003e: Built to withstand regular keychain wear, keeping its shine over time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\nThis keychain goes beyond a simple accessory. It serves as a practical, long-lasting keepsake that proudly showcases your love for English Cocker Spaniels while delivering a lighthearted wink. Its durable construction makes it ideal for daily carry—on keys, backpacks, or purses—so you always have a smile within reach. An excellent gift for birthdays, Valentine’s Day, or just because you want to treat a fellow dog enthusiast to something personal and memorable.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"LaserChili","offers":[{"title":"small \/ Black","offer_id":47770009993464,"sku":"PTM-209-19-1468349","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/keychain_1_1468349_Black_1000_480.png?v=1769574462","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/funny-english-cocker-spaniel-dog-keychain-you-cant-tell-me-what-to-do-youre-not-my-english-cocker-spaniel","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}