{"product_id":"funny-executive-assistant-gifts-for-men-or-women-oval-ornament-keep-calm-or-i-will-use-my-executive-assistant-voice-with-gold-cord","title":"Executive Assistant Ornament Keep Calm Or I Will Use My Voice Oval Office Gift","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nAdd a touch of humor to the office with a playful, durable ornament designed for desks, trees, and gift exchanges. It features the bold message “Keep Calm Or I Will Use My Executive Assistant Voice,” a lighthearted reminder that organization and poise can coexist with personality.\n\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial\u003c\/b\u003e: Sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for lasting shine and durability.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePrinting\u003c\/b\u003e: Edge-to-edge Sublimation printing delivers bright, fade-resistant colors with vivid detail.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eShape\u003c\/b\u003e: Oval ornament that is lightweight and easy to display on a tree or desk.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eHang Method\u003c\/b\u003e: Festive gold cord included for quick, hassle-free hanging.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eUse Case\u003c\/b\u003e: Ideal as office decor, a funny gift for Executive Assistants, or a playful desk accessory.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDurability\u003c\/b\u003e: Designed to resist breaking, making it suitable for homes with children or pets.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\nThis Executive Assistant Ornament goes beyond decoration. It adds personality to a workspace, serves as a thoughtful token of appreciation for teamwork, and sparks lighthearted conversations during busy seasons. Crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss finish, it stays intact and looking fresh year after year. The edge-to-edge Sublimation printing keeps the design vibrant whether it hangs on a Christmas tree or sits proudly on a desk display. The included gold cord makes hanging effortless, and its lightweight construction reduces the risk of accidents in homes with kids or pets. A charming way to recognize hard work and bring a smile to colleagues or friends in any professional setting.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":48025558253816,"sku":"PTM-209-18-116346","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/oval_ornament_116346_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1779669158","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/funny-executive-assistant-gifts-for-men-or-women-oval-ornament-keep-calm-or-i-will-use-my-executive-assistant-voice-with-gold-cord","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}