{"product_id":"funny-illinois-heart-ornament-gifts-from-men-to-women-friends-and-family-b-tch-please-im-from-illinois-christmas-unique-decorations","title":"Friend Ornament B-Tch I'm From Illinois Christmas Gift","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nCelebrate Illinois pride this Christmas with a heart-shaped ornament that blends playful attitude with Midwestern charm. Perfect for fans from Chicago to Springfield, it proudly proclaims, \"Bitch, Please. I'm From Illinois.\" \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial\u003c\/b\u003e: Durable MDF core with a high-gloss plastic coating for a vivid, lasting finish.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eShape\u003c\/b\u003e: Classic white heart design that adds a timeless touch to any holiday display.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eFinish\u003c\/b\u003e: Bright, fade-resistant colors and a polished surface that shine year after year.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eColor \u0026amp; Design\u003c\/b\u003e: Eye-catching Illinois-inspired hues that stand out on trees, mantels, or wreaths.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eHanging Cord\u003c\/b\u003e: Festive gold cord included for quick, secure hanging.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eWeight \u0026amp; Size\u003c\/b\u003e: Lightweight and compact, ideal for small trees, garlands, or mantel decor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eIdeal For\u003c\/b\u003e: Illinois natives, Prairie State enthusiasts, or anyone who loves a fun, conversation-starting holiday piece.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\nThis ornament brings a touch of local pride to your holiday decor while staying approachable and durable. Its lightweight design makes hanging a breeze, and the bold quote adds personality without overpowering your overall theme. The combination of sturdy MDF, glossy coating, and vibrant colors ensures it remains a standout addition to your Christmas tree or home display for seasons to come.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":48116149846264,"sku":"PTM-209-17-1587296","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/heart_ornament_1587296_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1779669873","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/funny-illinois-heart-ornament-gifts-from-men-to-women-friends-and-family-b-tch-please-im-from-illinois-christmas-unique-decorations","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}