{"product_id":"funny-musician-gift-ornament-for-men-oval-white-christmas-ornament-i-am-a-retired-musician-quote","title":"Funny Musician Gift Ornament For Men Oval White Christmas Ornament I Am A Retired Musician Quote","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nCelebrate a life lived in music with a festive, lighthearted keepsake designed for music lovers and retirees. This white oval ornament carries a playful message that’s sure to spark smiles: \"I'm a retired musician. I have stories and all days to talk. Stay at Your Own Risk!\"\n\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial \u0026amp; Finish\u003c\/b\u003e: Sturdy MDF core with a high-gloss plastic finish for a polished, lasting look that resists wear.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eShape \u0026amp; Color\u003c\/b\u003e: White oval design that complements a wide range of Christmas decor and tree colors.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePrinted Message\u003c\/b\u003e: Features the humorous retiree musician quote, perfect for retirees, teachers, students, or music fans.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eHanging Cord\u003c\/b\u003e: Includes a festive gold cord for easy, stylish hanging on any branch or display.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDurability\u003c\/b\u003e: Lightweight yet sturdy, designed to withstand daily holiday handling in homes with kids or pets.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eVersatility\u003c\/b\u003e: Ideal as a Christmas ornament, retirement gift, or thoughtful token for musicians and music lovers alike.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eCare\u003c\/b\u003e: Dust or wipe with a dry cloth to maintain its glossy shine.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\nThis ornament turns ordinary holiday decor into a personal keepsake—great for the Christmas tree, a display cabinet, or as part of a music‑themed gift bundle. It’s a thoughtful pick for retirees, teachers, students, bandmates, or anyone who loves a lighthearted nod to life in the music world. Durable, decorative, and easy to hang, it’s a small gift with a big smile.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":47566926086392,"sku":"PTM-209-18-838914","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/oval_ornament_838914_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1769502661","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/funny-musician-gift-ornament-for-men-oval-white-christmas-ornament-i-am-a-retired-musician-quote","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}