{"product_id":"funny-priest-tumbler-gifts-from-friends-for-priest-on-valentines-im-a-retired-priest-i-have-stories-and-all-days-to-talk-stay-at-your-own-risk-tumbler","title":"Funny Priest Tumbler Gifts from Friends for Priest on Valentine's - 'I'm A Retired Priest. I Have Stories And All Days To Talk. Stay At Your Own Risk!' Tumbler","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nGive the priest in your life a gift that blends humor with everyday practicality. Our Funny Priest Tumbler is designed for friends and family who want to celebrate faith, storytelling, and a good laugh on Valentine's Day with a gift they’ll actually use. It features the playful message: \"I'm A Retired Priest. I Have Stories And All Days To Talk. Stay At Your Own Risk!\"\n\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eLaser-engraved design\u003c\/b\u003e: Permanent, fade-proof engraving (not printed or vinyl) that keeps the joke crisp and long-lasting.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial and finish\u003c\/b\u003e: Black powder-coated stainless steel for a sleek, modern look that resists everyday wear.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDouble-wall vacuum insulation\u003c\/b\u003e: Keeps hot drinks hot and cold drinks cold for hours, ideal for long parish events or busy days.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDurability for daily use\u003c\/b\u003e: Solid stainless steel construction designed to handle daily wear and transport.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eLid type\u003c\/b\u003e: Clear, spill-resistant lid to prevent leaks and make sipping on the go easy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePortability\u003c\/b\u003e: Fits most cup holders, perfect for work, travel, errands, or daily church rounds.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eAvailable sizes\u003c\/b\u003e: 20oz for everyday coffee or tea; 30oz for extended days and extra hydration.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\nThis Funny Priest Tumbler goes beyond a simple gag gift. It offers practical benefits that align with a priest’s routine—reliable insulation for long services or commutes, a durable build that stands up to daily use, and a lasting keepsake thanks to laser engraving. It’s an exceptional way to show appreciation for a priest’s dedication while sharing a lighthearted moment. Whether you’re shopping for Valentine's Day, a birthday, or a thank-you gift, this tumbler delivers a thoughtful, unique experience they can use every day.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ 20oz","offer_id":47756587827448,"sku":"PTM-209-13-842275","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 30oz","offer_id":47756587860216,"sku":"PTM-209-14-842275","price":45.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/20oz_black_tumbler_842275_White_1050_750.png?v=1769568501","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/funny-priest-tumbler-gifts-from-friends-for-priest-on-valentines-im-a-retired-priest-i-have-stories-and-all-days-to-talk-stay-at-your-own-risk-tumbler","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}