{"product_id":"funny-quote-heart-ornament-funny-quote-and-the-wise-one-said-f-k-this-shit-and-moved-to-vermont","title":"Funny Quote Heart Ornament Funny Quote - And the Wise One Said F**k This Shit! and Moved to Vermont","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCelebrate Vermont pride with a playful twist: the Vermont Friends - The Wise One Said... Heart Ornament, a funny, heart-shaped keepsake for Vermont lovers and anyone who enjoys a lighthearted quote. \"The Wise One Said...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eShape\u003c\/b\u003e: Heart-shaped ornament that conveys love and appreciation, designed for Vermont fans.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial \u0026amp; Finish\u003c\/b\u003e: Crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for vivid color and durability.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDurability\u003c\/b\u003e: Lightweight and resistant to breaking, ideal for households with children or pets.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eColor \u0026amp; Design\u003c\/b\u003e: Vibrant, colorful Vermont-inspired artwork that adds character to any space.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eIdeal For\u003c\/b\u003e: A thoughtful Vermont gift for friends, family, or coworkers who love the Green Mountain State; suitable for Christmas or any special occasion.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eQuote\u003c\/b\u003e: Features the playful line “And the Wise One Said F**k This Shit! and Moved to Vermont…” that adds humor and a conversation-starting touch.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis ornament is more than decor—it's a small expression of Vermont pride with a sense of humor. The sturdy MDF body with a high-gloss finish keeps colors vibrant, while its light weight makes it easy to display on a shelf, mantel, or other decorative spots. It's a thoughtful gift for Vermont enthusiasts, whether for Christmas or any special occasion, and its playful quote invites smiles and conversation, helping you celebrate the people you care about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":47822309261560,"sku":"PTM-209-17-1580271","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/heart_ornament_1580271_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1769583700","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/funny-quote-heart-ornament-funny-quote-and-the-wise-one-said-f-k-this-shit-and-moved-to-vermont","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}