{"product_id":"funny-retired-porter-circle-ornament-unique-gifts-from-men-friends-to-porter-men-for-christmas","title":"Funny Retired Porter Circle Ornament Unique Gifts from Men Friends to Porter Men for Christmas","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nCelebrate retirement with a playful Retired Porter Circle Ornament—perfect for porters, friends, and colleagues who enjoy a lighthearted joke this Christmas. Crafted to be durable, lightweight, and easy to hang, it adds instant character to any holiday display.\n\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial\u003c\/b\u003e: sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for a durable, gift-worthy keepsake.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDesign\u003c\/b\u003e: circular ornament featuring the humorous inscription “Retired Porter. Figure it out yourself.” to celebrate retirement with a smile.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eHanging Cord\u003c\/b\u003e: includes a festive gold cord for quick, ready-to-hang display.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDurability\u003c\/b\u003e: lightweight yet resistant to breaking, making it suitable for households with children or pets.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eVersatile Decor\u003c\/b\u003e: perfect as a Christmas tree ornament or a decorative accent on walls, mantels, or desks during the season.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\nThis ornament offers a lighthearted way to acknowledge a retirement milestone, while showing appreciation for a porter who keeps things moving. Its durable build and simple hanging solution mean you can gift it with confidence, knowing it will be enjoyed for many festive seasons. The playful message is sure to spark smiles and conversations, making it a memorable keepsake for the holiday season.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":48052961411320,"sku":"PTM-209-15-1057344","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/circle_ornament_1057344_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1779688103","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/funny-retired-porter-circle-ornament-unique-gifts-from-men-friends-to-porter-men-for-christmas","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}