{"product_id":"funny-security-guard-gifts-from-family-black-coffee-mug-for-security-guard-birthday-unique-gifts","title":"Security Guard Mug With Humorous Quote Ideal Birthday Gift","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrighten mornings with a smile with this black ceramic Security Guard Mug, a thoughtful gift for the dedicated professional in your life. Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or just because, it proudly features the humorous message: \"I may be a security guard, but I can't fix stupid people.\" \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDesign \u0026amp; Color\u003c\/b\u003e: Black ceramic mug with a simple, bold finish that fits any desk or break room.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMessage\u003c\/b\u003e: Features the humorous quote, great for light-hearted moments during shifts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial \u0026amp; Durability\u003c\/b\u003e: Sturdy ceramic construction designed for everyday use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eAudience\u003c\/b\u003e: Ideal for security guards of all genders—men and women, coworkers, family, or friends.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eOccasion Versatility\u003c\/b\u003e: A versatile gift for birthdays, holidays, or just to say you appreciate them.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003eMore than just a mug, this security guard gift acknowledges hard work with humor that eases long shifts and busy days. The durable ceramic build stands up to daily use, and the black finish pairs with any mug rack or desk setup, making it a practical addition to their routine while signaling appreciation for their dedication. It’s a thoughtful present for Security Guard professionals who value a lighthearted break during a demanding day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ 11oz","offer_id":47990304080120,"sku":"PTM-209-3-186943","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 15oz","offer_id":47990304112888,"sku":"PTM-209-4-186943","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/11oz_black_coffee_mug_186943_White_1500_1750.png?v=1779704226","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/funny-security-guard-gifts-from-family-black-coffee-mug-for-security-guard-birthday-unique-gifts","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}