{"product_id":"funny-substitute-teacher-christmas-snowflake-ornament-im-not-perfect-quirky-quote","title":"Funny Substitute Teacher Christmas - Snowflake Ornament - I'm Not Perfect Quirky Quote","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nCelebrate substitute teachers with a playful yet durable keepsake. This snowflake ornament, crafted from premium stainless steel, makes a lighthearted gift for teachers, friends, and family during Christmas and the holiday season.\n\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial\u003c\/b\u003e: Premium stainless steel for a sturdy, shatterproof ornament that lasts year after year.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSize\u003c\/b\u003e: 3.14 inches in diameter, sized to be noticed on a Christmas tree or window display without overpowering the space.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eShape\u003c\/b\u003e: Snowflake silhouette that adds seasonal charm with a timeless, modern feel.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDesign\/Message\u003c\/b\u003e: Features the humorous quote “I'm Not Perfect But I'm A Substitute Teacher And That's Basically The Same Thing.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDisplay\u003c\/b\u003e: Easy to hang in classrooms, offices, on trees, or in window displays with a secure hanging loop.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eGift Appeal\u003c\/b\u003e: A thoughtful, quirky gift idea for substitute teachers, colleagues, and loved ones during Christmas or any occasion.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\nThis ornament does more than decorate—it celebrates the often-unsung role of substitute teachers with a wink and warmth. The all-metal construction provides durability and safe hanging in busy classrooms and shared spaces, while the 3.14-inch size ensures a noticeable yet tasteful addition to any decor. The snowflake motif pairs with a wide range of holiday styles, and the witty message sparks smiles among students, coworkers, and family. A lasting keepsake that combines personality with practicality, it’s a memorable way to show appreciation and spread holiday cheer.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"LaserChili","offers":[{"title":"small \/ Silver","offer_id":47666161352952,"sku":"PTM-209-20-1200208","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/PTM-209-20-1200208_2_snowflake.jpg?v=1779689800","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/funny-substitute-teacher-christmas-snowflake-ornament-im-not-perfect-quirky-quote","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}