{"product_id":"funny-substitute-teacher-gifts-im-not-perfect-keychain-valentines-unique-gifts-from-friends-to-substitute-teachers-keychain-for-substitute-teachers","title":"Funny Substitute Teacher Gifts, I'm Not Perfect Keychain, Valentine's Unique Gifts from Friends to Substitute Teachers, Keychain for Substitute Teachers","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nCelebrate the dedication of substitute teachers with a durable, lighthearted keepsake designed for everyday use. This funny substitute teacher keychain is the perfect Valentine’s or appreciation gift for friends, students, and colleagues who step in to teach with heart.\n\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial\u003c\/b\u003e: Premium stainless steel that resists rust, corrosion, and discoloration for years of use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eFinish\u003c\/b\u003e: Sleek black finish for a modern, versatile look that pairs with any keys or accessories.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDesign \u0026amp; Message\u003c\/b\u003e: Prominently showcases the humorous quote, \"I'm Not Perfect But I'm A Substitute Teacher And That's Basically The Same Thing.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePortability\u003c\/b\u003e: Compact keychain designed to attach to standard key rings and everyday carry items.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eGift Context\u003c\/b\u003e: Ideal for Valentine’s Day, teacher appreciation, or a thoughtful surprise for substitute teachers and colleagues.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\nThis keychain goes beyond a cute slogan. It’s a practical, durable reminder of the hard work substitute teachers put in every day. Its sturdy construction withstands daily wear, while the bold, modern look makes it suitable for both personal use and gifting. Whether you’re celebrating a new school year, saying thanks, or simply sharing a smile, this keychain delivers warmth with a touch of humor.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"LaserChili","offers":[{"title":"small \/ Black","offer_id":47730732794104,"sku":"PTM-209-19-1200197","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/keychain_1_1200197_Black_1000_480.png?v=1769561373","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/funny-substitute-teacher-gifts-im-not-perfect-keychain-valentines-unique-gifts-from-friends-to-substitute-teachers-keychain-for-substitute-teachers","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}