{"product_id":"funny-tool-maker-circle-christmas-ornament-i-cant-fix-stupid-but-im-a-fairly-decent-tool-maker","title":"Funny Tool Maker Circle Christmas Ornament - I Can't Fix Stupid But I'm A Fairly Decent Tool Maker","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\nA round Christmas ornament that celebrates a tool maker’s craft with a playful wink. Built to endure busy holiday seasons, it combines personality with durable construction for years of display.\n\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial\u003c\/b\u003e: MDF core with a high-gloss plastic finish for a sturdy, lasting ornament.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePrinting\u003c\/b\u003e: Edge-to-edge sublimation delivers crisp, vibrant colors and sharp text on the full surface.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eQuote\u003c\/b\u003e: Showcases the humorous line “I Can’t Fix Stupid But I’m a Fairly Decent Tool Maker.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eAppearance\u003c\/b\u003e: White circular ornament with bold black typography that stands out on any tree.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eHanging Cord\u003c\/b\u003e: Includes a festive gold cord for quick, ready-to-hang display.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDurability\u003c\/b\u003e: Lightweight and break-resistant, ideal for homes with kids or pets.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\nThis ornament is a thoughtful, lighthearted keepsake for tool makers and their supporters—perfect for husbands, wives, friends, family, or coworkers who love hands-on work. It invites a bit of humor into holiday decor while offering reliable quality, so it can be proudly displayed year after year on the Christmas tree, in a workshop space, or on a display shelf.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":46893548470520,"sku":"PTM-209-15-348394","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/circle_ornament_348394_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1769384193","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/funny-tool-maker-circle-christmas-ornament-i-cant-fix-stupid-but-im-a-fairly-decent-tool-maker","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}