{"product_id":"funny-umpire-gifts-from-friends-to-umpires-graduation-unique-gifts-for-men-umpire-rope-bracelet","title":"Umpire Bracelet Don't Trust Umpire That Doesn't Drink Coffee","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShow your support for the umpire in your life with a bold, rope bracelet that pairs rugged style with a witty message. It features the exact inscription: \"Don't Trust An Umpire That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot.\" \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial\u003c\/b\u003e: Black stainless steel plate with an interlaced rope band\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eAdjustability\u003c\/b\u003e: Fits wrist sizes from 3.34\" to 9.84\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDurability\u003c\/b\u003e: Rust, corrosion, and tarnish resistant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePackaging\u003c\/b\u003e: Packaged in a beautiful organza bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eGift-ready\u003c\/b\u003e: Ideal for graduations or umpire enthusiasts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003eThis bracelet offers a playful yet thoughtful way to celebrate an umpire’s dedication and achievements. The adjustable design ensures a comfortable fit for any wrist size, while the durable black stainless steel and woven rope withstand daily wear. Presented in an organza bag, it makes a ready-to-gift present for graduates, colleagues, or anyone who loves the game.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"LaserChili","offers":[{"title":"small \/ Black","offer_id":49678012186872,"sku":"PTM-209-21-328515","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/rope_bracelet_1_328515_Black_2000_640.png?v=1782611752","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/funny-umpire-gifts-from-friends-to-umpires-graduation-unique-gifts-for-men-umpire-rope-bracelet","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}