{"product_id":"funny-valet-gifts-from-friends-for-christmas-unique-white-coffee-mugs-im-a-valet-my-level-of-sarcasm-depends-on-your-level-of-stupidity","title":"Funny Valet Gifts from Friends for Christmas Unique White Coffee Mugs, I'm A Valet, My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity.","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKick off mornings with a blend of practicality and humor—this White Ceramic Coffee Mug is built for Valets and anyone who appreciates a sharp, witty line. It features the quote \"I'm A Valet. My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity.\" to set the tone with every sip.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSize Options\u003c\/b\u003e: Available in 11oz and 15oz capacities to suit your coffee ritual.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial \u0026amp; Finish\u003c\/b\u003e: White ceramic construction with a smooth, food-safe glaze for daily use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; Dishwasher Safe\u003c\/b\u003e: Easy reheating and effortless cleanup—perfect for busy mornings.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eBold, Readable Print\u003c\/b\u003e: High-contrast typography that remains clear after countless dishwasher cycles.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eIdeal Gift\u003c\/b\u003e: A unique, humorous present for Valet enthusiasts, coworkers, friends, or family—great for Christmas or any occasion.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003eThis mug combines practicality with personality, turning routine coffee breaks into moments of levity. The two sizes let you choose a compact 11oz for quick mornings or a generous 15oz for extended sipping. Its durable ceramic and safe glaze ensure everyday use at home or in the office, while the microwave- and dishwasher-safe design keeps life simple. With its valet-themed sarcasm, it’s a memorable gift that conveys appreciation and humor during the holidays or year-round.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"White \/ 11oz","offer_id":47452266856696,"sku":"PTM-209-1-402128","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 15oz","offer_id":47452266889464,"sku":"PTM-209-2-402128","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/11oz_coffee_mug_402128_Black_1500_1750.png?v=1769480177","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/funny-valet-gifts-from-friends-for-christmas-unique-white-coffee-mugs-im-a-valet-my-level-of-sarcasm-depends-on-your-level-of-stupidity","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}