{"product_id":"funny-vermont-circle-ornament-quote-and-the-wise-one-said-f-k-this-shit-and-moved-to-vermont","title":"Funny Vermont Circle Ornament - Quote - And the Wise One Said F**k This Shit! and Moved to Vermont.","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCelebrate Vermont pride with a bright, durable ornament designed for Vermont enthusiasts, homes, and offices. The Funny Vermont Circle Ornament features edge-to-edge sublimation for vibrant colors, a high-gloss finish, and a festive gold hanging cord. And the Wise One Said F**k This Shit! and Moved to Vermont.  Make it a Christmas to remember with this unique and hilarious gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial\u003c\/b\u003e: Sturdy MDF core with a high-gloss plastic finish for lasting shine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePrinting Method\u003c\/b\u003e: Edge-to-edge sublimation to deliver bright, vivid colors across the entire surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eFinish\u003c\/b\u003e: High-gloss coating that enhances detail and durability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDurability\u003c\/b\u003e: Lightweight yet resistant to breaking, suitable for households with children or pets\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eHanging Cord\u003c\/b\u003e: Includes a festive gold cord for easy, decorative hanging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eIdeal For\u003c\/b\u003e: A thoughtful gift for Vermont lovers—friends, family, or coworkers who adore the Green Mountain State\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis ornament adds a playful touch of local pride to any space. Its durable construction and vivid print ensure the design remains eye-catching year after year, whether perched on a Christmas tree or displayed as a year-round decor accent. The included gold cord makes decorating effortless, so you can enjoy stress-free holiday setup. Ideal for gifting, it’s a memorable way to celebrate Vermont’s scenic charm and friendly spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":47822655684856,"sku":"PTM-209-15-1580271","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/circle_ornament_1580271_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1769583853","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/funny-vermont-circle-ornament-quote-and-the-wise-one-said-f-k-this-shit-and-moved-to-vermont","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}