{"product_id":"funny-vermont-gifts-glide-lock-clasp-bracelet-gift","title":"Funny Vermont Gifts Glide Lock Clasp Bracelet Gift","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCelebrate Vermont pride with a playful twist. The Glide Lock Clasp Bracelet blends durable materials with a bold, state-loving vibe. Crafted from silver-toned metal, black stainless steel, and silicone, this adjustable piece sits comfortably on a wide range of wrists while standing up to daily wear. The line between humor and style is captured in the quote 'And The Wise One Said F--k This Shit! And Moved To Vermont,' a cheeky conversation starter that many Vermont fans will appreciate. Perfect for Vermont enthusiasts, Valentine gifts, or quirky friends, it pairs with casual outfits and urban-ready charm.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch4\u003eList of Features\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003eAdjustable fit fits a wide range of wrist sizes with comfortable wear.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eDurable three-material build combines silver-toned metal, black stainless steel, and silicone.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eGlide Lock Clasp provides quick, secure closure for everyday wear.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eVermont pride and the cheeky quote spark conversation and smiles.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003ePremium, ready-to-gift packaging makes Valentine, birthday, or 'just because' gifting effortless.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003ch4\u003eFinal Thoughts\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you’re shopping for a Vermont native or someone who loves witty gifts, this bracelet pairs personality with practicality. Its adjustable fit and durable build keep up with daily life. Order now to surprise someone with a truly Vermont-made keepsake.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"LaserChili","offers":[{"title":"small \/ Black","offer_id":47809938292984,"sku":"PTM-209-22-1580267","price":27.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/glidelock_bracelet_1_1580267_Black_2000_640.png?v=1769580159","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/funny-vermont-gifts-glide-lock-clasp-bracelet-gift","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}