{"product_id":"funny-vermont-gifts-star-ornament-for-men-with-wise-quote-christmas","title":"Funny Vermont Gifts Star Ornament For Men With Wise Quote Christmas","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCelebrate Vermont pride with a playful twist this holiday season. This star-shaped ornament is crafted from sturdy MDF and finished with a high-gloss plastic coat, so it resists bumps and breaks while remaining lightweight for easy on-tree display or wall hanging. Edge-to-edge sublimation yields bright, fade-resistant colors that pop in any light. The bold centerpiece reads: \"And The Wise One Said F--k This Shit! And Moved To Vermont.\" A festive gold cord adds a touch of shimmer and simple hanging.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch3\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003eSturdy MDF with a high-gloss finish for lasting holiday use.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eEdge-to-edge sublimation delivers bright, fade-resistant colors.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eLightweight and break-resistant, ideal for homes with kids or pets.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eFestive gold hanging cord for quick, stylish display.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eUnique Vermont-themed humor that appeals to fans of the Green Mountain State.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eVersatile display: perfect on trees, walls, or garlands.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003ch3\u003eFinal Thoughts\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis ornament turns ordinary decor into a playful conversation piece while proudly celebrating Vermont. It’s a standout gift for Vermonters or anyone who loves the Green Mountain State’s humor and charm. Ready to bring a smile to holiday gatherings? Add the \"And The Wise One Said F--k This Shit! And Moved To Vermont\" star ornament to your cart today and deck the halls with personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":47813167644920,"sku":"PTM-209-16-1580287","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/star_ornament_1580287_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1769580909","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/funny-vermont-gifts-star-ornament-for-men-with-wise-quote-christmas","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}