{"product_id":"funny-vermont-heart-ornaments-gift-for-family-christmas-unique-idea","title":"Funny Vermont Heart Ornaments Gift For Family Christmas Unique Idea","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFunny Vermont Heart Ornament\u003c\/strong\u003e offers a playful tribute to the Green Mountain State, crafted for Vermont enthusiasts and holiday humor lovers alike. It features the tongue-in-cheek message, \"And The Wise One Said F--k This Shit! And Moved To Vermont.\" Made from a sturdy MDF core with a high-gloss plastic finish, the heart delivers lasting durability. The edge-to-edge Sublimation printing ensures bright, fade-resistant colors that stay vibrant from every angle, while its lightweight design makes it easy to hang on trees, garlands, or mantels.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch2\u003eFeatures\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEdge-to-edge Sublimation printing\u003c\/strong\u003e: vibrant, fade-resistant colors that cover the entire surface and stay sharp from any view.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDurable MDF core with high-gloss finish\u003c\/strong\u003e: sturdy construction plus a sleek, easy-clean surface that maintains its shine.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLightweight and break-resistant\u003c\/strong\u003e: safe around kids and pets without sacrificing presence or style.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFestive gold hanging cord included\u003c\/strong\u003e: ready to hang right out of the box for effortless decorating.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThoughtful Vermont-themed gift\u003c\/strong\u003e: a humorous nod to the Green Mountain State, ideal for friends, family, or coworkers who love Vermont.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eVersatile display options\u003c\/strong\u003e: perfect on Christmas trees, garlands, wreaths, or wall displays, with easy swaps for seasonal setups.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003ch2\u003eFinal Thoughts\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd a dash of Vermont charm and a good laugh to your holiday decor with this heart ornament. It's a thoughtful, conversation-starting gift for family, friends, or coworkers—order now to brighten someone’s Christmas.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":47813596807416,"sku":"PTM-209-17-1580267","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/heart_ornament_1580267_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1769581457","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/funny-vermont-heart-ornaments-gift-for-family-christmas-unique-idea","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}