{"product_id":"funny-vermont-quote-bracelet-for-men-and-women-glide-lock-clasp-adjustable-gift","title":"Funny Vermont Quote Bracelet For Men And Women Glide Lock Clasp Adjustable Gift","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet a playful, Vermont-loving accessory: the Funny Vermont Quote Glide Lock Clasp Bracelet. This adjustable bracelet blends durable silver-tone metal, black stainless steel, and comfortable silicone for everyday wear. It carries the memorable message 'And The Wise One Said F--k This Shit! And Moved To Vermont'—a humorous nod to leaving city stress behind for the Green Mountain State. Thoughtful packaging and a secure glide-lock clasp make it a reliable gift for any Vermont enthusiast, friend, or loved one.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch2\u003eFeatures\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003eGlide lock clasp provides quick, secure fastening with a clean, low-profile silhouette.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eAdjustable design accommodates a wide range of wrist sizes for a personalized fit.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eDurable blend of silver-tone metal, black stainless steel, and flexible silicone.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eFeatures the iconic Vermont quote, adding humor and a memorable talking point.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003ePremium packaging makes gifting effortless for birthdays, Valentine’s Day, or “just because.”\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eBuilt to withstand daily wear and sweat, maintaining shine over time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003ch2\u003eFinal Thoughts\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis bracelet is a unique, thoughtful gift that blends humor with quality craftsmanship. It’s ideal for Vermont lovers and anyone seeking a conversation starter who values durability and style. Add it to your cart today and celebrate Vermont in style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"LaserChili","offers":[{"title":"small \/ Black","offer_id":47812985946360,"sku":"PTM-209-22-1580271","price":27.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/glidelock_bracelet_1_1580271_Black_2000_640.png?v=1769580772","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/funny-vermont-quote-bracelet-for-men-and-women-glide-lock-clasp-adjustable-gift","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}