{"product_id":"funny-vermont-star-ornament-gift-for-vermont-lovers-christmas-decor","title":"Funny Vermont Star Ornament Gift For Vermont Lovers Christmas Decor","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCelebrate your Vermont pride with our And The Wise One Said F--k This Shit! And Moved To Vermont star ornament. Made from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, this 3.25-inch star delivers bright colors and playful humor to holiday décor. The unforgettable quote—“And The Wise One Said F--k This Shit! And Moved To Vermont”—delivers a laugh while proudly nodding to the Green Mountain State. Lightweight, durable, and perfect for trees, mantels, or shelves.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003eSturdy MDF with a high-gloss finish for vivid, durable color.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eCompact 3.25\" star, 1\/8\" thick—lightweight yet sturdy for everyday handling.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eFestive gold hanging cord for quick, secure setup on a tree, garland, or shelf.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eFade-resistant inks keep the Vermont-themed design looking fresh season after season.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eHumorous quote adds personality and makes this a memorable gift for Vermont lovers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFinal Thoughts\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned for Vermont lovers and those who appreciate a witty twist on holiday décor, this ornament brings charm, conversation, and a touch of personality to any space. It’s a thoughtful gift that travels well and lasts for years. Add one to your cart today and celebrate Vermont with humor and heart this season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":47810847113464,"sku":"PTM-209-16-1580267","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0472\/0354\/9345\/files\/star_ornament_1580267_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1769580396","url":"https:\/\/mallardmoon.com\/products\/funny-vermont-star-ornament-gift-for-vermont-lovers-christmas-decor","provider":"Mallard Moon Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}